‘Sharknado 3’ and Ann Coulter say ‘F-You America!’

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When the first Sharknado touched down in Los Angeles two years ago, the tongue-in-cheek humor was enough to take America by storm. Last year, Sharknado 2: The Second One, switched coasts forcing Fin Sheperd (Ian Ziering) to take a bite out of the beasts that bit into the Big Apple.

Unfotunately, Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! has gone too far! Fin is awarded with the Golden Chainsaw as gratitude from the federal government for saving America. However, the opening 10 minutes does nothing but SHIT (yes, I finally cursed in a review) all over the United States of America! This is SyFy Channel’s version of the, “Wipe Your Ass with the American Flag Challenge.”

Ann Coulter and Michele Bachmann are not the conservative Republicans they show the world. They are nothing more than money grubbing scumbags that sold out their souls for 30 pieces of silver. Coulter, who plays the Vice President of the United States along with that one guy from Sugar Ray use portraits of American heroes, Presidents George Washington and Abraham Lincoln, to SURF down a flooded stairwell in order to escape the shark attack. Coulter LITERALLY STANDS on President Washington’s face in order to escape!

To shame the fabric of American society even further and devalue our veterans even more, Coulter disgraces one of America’s most historical moments by recreating the flag raising at Iwo Jima with Mark Cuban, who plays the President of the United States along with Fin and that guy from Sugar Ray.

The Marine Corps War Memorial commemorating Iwo Jima.

The Marine Corps War Memorial commemorating Iwo Jima.

The disgraceful parody of our honored veterans by Ann Coulter and the rest of the cast of Sharknado 3.

The disgraceful parody of our honored veterans by Ann Coulter and other cast members of Sharknado 3.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can stop laughing now Democrats; former New York Congressman and the Pecker Peeking Prince of Politics, Anthony Weiner has cameo as well. This time as a NASA official that helps Fin and his father Colonel Gilbert Sheperd (David Hasselhoff) fly off into space, using President Reagan’s Star Wars Initiative along with a pregnant April (Tara Reid), the family sets out to save the world from a possible alien invasion who could have been manipulating the weather…I tweeted that plot out before the second one was released, I called it Sharknado 2: Alien Invasion, so I better get a writer’s credit! Look it up! It’s true!

Virtually everyone who has ever worked  on a show or film for NBCUniversal has a cameo from Lou Ferrigno, Michael Winslow, Franie Muniz, Bo Derek, Chris Jericho, Richard Klein, Penn & Teller, Holly Madison, Rick Fox, etc. They even cut costs by filming the second act at Universal Studios Orlando as a way to promote the theme park, (which, actually made me want to visit).

Just remember, nothing is over until it’s over. Sharnado 3: Oh Hell No! Premieres Wednesday, July 22, 2015 at 9/8C on SyFy. If you hate America or just yourself. Give it a watch.

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