From the opening sequence the joke is that Jason Segel and Cameron Diaz are humping machines that will do anything to get off with each other anywhere. Nymphomaniacs would have looked at parts of the film and thought, “Okay, enough already. Have some decorum.”
This was nothing more than sophomoric antics for a giant iPad commercial. I wonder if we constantly mention how amazing the rivaling Samsung is if we would get a bunch of free phones and tablets? How much did Apple pay Sony to put this out?
Rob Lowe is the only remotely entertaining part of the film and he’s essentially playing a coked out version of his Parks and Recreation character.
Not even a real sex tape between Segel and Diaz could have saved this abortion. If this movie was meant to titillate your funny bone, you will be left impotent.
Hey Razzies! Don’t bother having four other competitors for the “Worst Film” category, because we have your winner and it’s Sex Tape. This beats Freddie Got Fingered as the worst comedy in the history of cinema.
You know what, I don’t care when this comes out, go jam a lead pencil in your eye. It will be less painful and twice as entertaining.
