Updating the tradition of Foxy Boxing in what I like to call Burlesque MMA, Lingerie Fighting Championship returned home tonight to Las Vegas for the Showdown at Sam’s Town. Where in tonight’s main event Monica “Flowerbomb” Garcia defends her LFC title against Roxy “Roundhouse” Michaels, while in the semi-main event Jolene “The Valkyrie” Hexx faced off against C.J. “Ice Cold” Kellerman.”
Here are tonight’s full results as follow:
Agatha “Cannibal” Carter (0-0) vs. Tasia “Thrash” Lockran (0-0)
Round One – Neither fighter touchs gloves and Lockran ties up Carter against the cage. Carter callsher a female dog before tackling Lockran and turning it into a cat fight. Lockran reverse the take down, take Carter’s back and finishes with a rear naked choke.
This one ends at 1:30 of the first with Tasia Lockran getting the first victory for the black team.
Teri “Feisty Fists” London (2-2) vs. Jenny “Bloody” Valentine (0-2)
Round One – London attacks first as the two exchange strikes but Valentine double leg pick up and ramming her into the cage. London takes cage control which Valentine was able to take control landing a few knees before using a gut wrench suplex. London gets to her feet week executes a head and arm throw and submits Valentine.
Your winner at 2:22 of the very first round, earning the first win for the pink team, Teri London.
Allie “Babydoll” Parker (16-7) vs. Shelly “Aphrodite” Da Silva (7-7)
Round One – This one started slow but the grappling turned into a bit of hair pulling was Parker takes cage control. The two have gone round and round the cage. Parker fought off a standing guillotine choke bytaking Da Silva down but still ending up in the same position.
Round Two – Da Silva comes to the center of the ring spitting on Parker. Parker tackles her opponent and the two scramble on the ground. Da Silva against go for a guillotine from the top position. Parker trips Da Sailva to get a knee bar. Da Silva escapes and transitions into Parker’s guard. With 10 seconds left, Parker could not finish the arm bar.
Round Three – Final round and Da Silva rushes Parker, drivingher into the cage. Parker takes down Da Silva and the two scramble on the ground. Parker complains to the referee which iswhen Da Silva attacks, taking the back looking for a rear naked choke as this one goes to the judge.
Your winner by unanimous decision, Shelly Da Silva from the black team. However, Parker isn’t happy and security had to break up the catfight.
Lauren “The Animal Fogle (3-2) vs. Andreea “The Storm” Vladoi (11-4-1)
Round One – The fighters exchange body strikes until Fogle ducks a kick taking down Vladoi. Vladoi reverseit, taking the mount but Fogle escapes.Vladoi double legs Fogle and takes the back for a rear naked choke victory.
Your winner by submission at 2:12 in round number one, Andreea Vladoi helps extended the lead 3-1 for the black team.
Serina “Honey Punch” Kyle (2-1) vs. Danielle “Cow Belle” St. Pierre (1-2)
Round One – This one has been a ground fight between Canada and America.
Round Two – This round looks to be a stand up round until St. Pierre used a head and arm throw followed by mounting Kyle and dropping the ground. Kyle taps due to excessive striking.
Your winner by tapout due to excessive striking at 1:20 and continuing the win streak for the black team, Danielle St. Pierre.
Shay “The Fox” Mazzato (15-5) vs. Jessie “El Toro” Santos (9-4)
Round One – Mazzato runs right into a teep kick then being thrown acros the cage. The two scrabble and Mazzato blocks a suplex attempt with a hip throw. Santos has top control with a crucifix, transiting into an attempted key lock.
Round Two – Mazzato is getting tossed around like a rag doll. The referee stands them up to Santos’ dismay. Mazzato jumps on Santos’ back but Santos escapes and looks for the triangle choke. Santos could not finish Mazzato with a cradle choke, ending the round.
Round Three – The final round showed Mazzato’s tenacity against Santos’ strength. Mazzato uses an inside trip in search of an ankle hook. Santos’ strangth is just too much for Mazzato’s. The smaller fight looks for a guillotine but Santos escapes. She goes for an arm bar and Santos picks her up, slamming her into the cage repeatedly until one arm power bombing her and ending this fight on the ground.
Your winner by unanimous decision, from the black team, Jessie Santos.
Semi-Main Event – Jolene “The Valkyrie” Hexx (17-5-1) vs. C.J. “Ice Cold” Kellerman (13-3)
Round One – The two trash talk more than fighting in the center of the cage until they finally exchange body kicks. A bit of a slap fight takes place as Kellerman throws Hexx to the canvas leading into some ground and pound. The slap fest continues as Kellerman takes Hexx down for a third time to end the round.
Round Two – The combatants exchang strikes until Hexx is taken down yet again by Kellerman. Hexx catches Kellerman in an arm bar and this one is all over.
Your winner by submission at 45 seconds of the second round and getting only the second victory ofthe night for the pink team, Jolene Hexx.
Main Event – Roxy “Roundhouse” Michaels (9-3) vs. Monica “Flowerbomb” Garcia [14-2 (C)]
Round One – This round has been all Garcia, the champion has transitioned from multiple take downs submission attempts.
Round Two – Garcia taunts Michaels who throws the champion and transitions to an arm bar. Garcia escapes and tries a choke but Michaels transitions toan ankle lock attempt. The two scramble and end up standing in the middle of the cage, which doesn’t last long as Michaels almost finished the fight with an arm bar.
Round Three – Garcia continues to taunt Michaels even through she may have lost the second round. Garcia takes down Michaels who reverses it and spins out into a flying arm bar. Garcia escapes and throws Michaels. Michaels gets up and screams, “Spear!!!” before tackling the champion. The two scramble some more as the fight comes to an end.
Your winner by split decision and new Lingerie Fighting Champion, Roxy “Roundhouse” Michaels!
The black team beat the pink theam 5-to-3, but the pink team took home the championship. Lingerie Fighting Championship finishes another successful show in Las Vegas, NV.
That was a fair assessment of the fights, but let’s be clear about one thing. 5 – 3, 6 – 2, 7 – 1. None of it matters if the Pink Team comes through with that belt at the end of the night. Burrito, burrito.