If you’re over 21, but have the mentality of a middle schooler, you are going to LOVE Freakshow Wrestling. I’m a wrestling fan and I have never seen anything this crazy in my life…
The first match of the night was a Handicapped Match with Remindo, Darwin Finch and Lonnie Bin vs Andrea the Giant. Andrea wins after delivering a double suplex to Remindo & Lonnie Bin followed by a choke slam from the second rope to Darwin Finch and pinning all 3.
The Detension “Mr. Vector & Mr Conroy” vs. The Friendship Express “Jervis Cottonbelly & Hobo” Picture the Detention as a cross of Right To Censor & the Ascension. The Friendship Express win the match by DQ after Mr. Conroy hits Jervis Cottonbelly with a low blow.
Jacked Canary vs. Tommy Purr in an Evening gown match. Tommy Purr gets the win by trapping Jacked Canary in tree of woe allowing Tommy to remove dress Canary. After match Jacked Canary gets her revenge by dousing Tommy with a bucket of blood. This leads to Tommy Purr goes all “Carrie” on Jacked Canary and nailing her with the Tommy Knocker “F5.” Followed by hitting a double Telekinetic Chokeslam to the Monkeys who clean the ring.
Next up a 6 man tag match with Stink Floyd, The Galaxy Brothers –
Georgeous Gary Galaxy and Lovely Larry Galaxy vs. One Legged Man Hip Hop Harry Henderson, The Mummy, and The Depressler with special guest referee Techno Destructo. The team of Hip Hop Harry, The Mummy & The Depressler win after Sweet Stump Music and a code breaker from Hip Hop Harry.
We take a little break with a Skeleton Strip Tease!
“The Warlord of Weird” Sinn Bodhi vs. Cereal Man in an anti gravity match. What is an anti gravity match? Well gravity in the ring changes at random times affecting the match of course. The match is won by Cereal Man with a roll up.
First Main Event: Cody Rhodes vs. Freakshow Wrestling Champion Funnybone with special guest referee Wild Boy. Match comes to an end as Cody accidentally knocks out the ref with the disaster kick, this brings out the Rainbow Reich who attack both men. Cody Rhodes biggest fan comes in with the “Power of Greyskull” to take out the Rainbow Reich. He gets nailed with the Crossroads by accident from a groggy Cody Rhodes which leads to a roll up pin by Funnybone to retain the championship.
A Superhero 6 Way Elimination Match: Useless Aquaman vs. Wonder if it’s a Woman vs. Blackneto vs. Quicksilver vs. Batman vs. Incredible Willie Mack with Special Guest Referee Really Green Lantern. Quicksilver is eliminated by Batman when he trips over Batmans foot. The Incredible Willie Macks Roar allows him to pin both Batman and Blackneto. Spiderman joins the fight and pins Wonder if it’s a Woman. Aquaman uses his telepathy to call in a shark to help in the match, the shark drags Spiderman away. Willie Mack nails a Tiger Driver to eliminate Aquaman. After the match Willie is attacked by a baby! Incredible Willie Mack beats the baby with a second rope sit down powerbomb!
Double Debut Singles Match. Pentagon Bark vs The Scottish Luchador Rory McSterio. Winner Rory with the 044 “619” followed by the Fenix Splash.
Main Event #2: #1 Contenders Match. Marty the Moth vs. Drugz Bunny vs. Black Annie winner faces Funnybone at the next event on December 17. Fast paced 3 way match by all 3 men ending with Black Annie hitting a beautiful Swanton Bomb onto Drugz Bunny for the win.